'Twas the night before patch day

About the Author: Hantevirus has been team lead of Sellswords since Black Rock Foundry days. This is what she does when she’s procrastinating.

‘Twas the night before patch day and all through the guild
The raiders were quiet reading fight strats and builds
The feasts and the cauldrons were all duly made
The enchants all ready for the rings and the blades…

And I on my desktop, with cats perched nearby
Had to give our recruitment one last final try
ON HUNTERS ON MAGES ON PRIESTS OF THE VOID
CMON ALL JOIN SELLSWORDS NOW LET’S NOT BE COY
And what to my wondering eyes did appear?
But a disbanding guild with epic raiders so dear

Their parses were orange their mechanics so tight
I knew with no doubt, we could beat all these fights
If only they’d app to my team in a flash,
I’d pay all their transfers with gold or with cash

And apply they all did showing cool charming wit
Not only good raiders but a great culture fit
And so we head into the next tier more gold poor
“Cutting edge — ours again in Dazar’alor”

(psst. Sellswords of Eternal Kingdom is recruiting. Hantevirus#1921)

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