2020 has been one hit after another after another, and I know we’ve all felt the pressures of not knowing how we’re going to work, to eat, to live. Being in this community and having friends to help support us through our toughest trials has been a huge relief to many. Thank you for your compassion and understanding to your fellow guildies throughout this whole ordeal, and thank you to our events team for helping distract us from all the crazy happenings we’ve had to deal with this year.
A final thank you to those who’ve encouraged me to finish this creative writing project. I’ve never attempted anything like this before but I hope you all get some comedic enjoyment out of it. And thank you to Werio for helping me with this screenshot. Happy 2021, everyone!
P1: Outbreak
COVID: The boss will target a random player and apply the COVID debuff. This debuff ticks for nature damage every 2 sec for 20 sec. Players below 50% health tick for double damage.
Cough: Frontal cone ability that does nature damage and stacks. To remove stacks, the player must collect Sanitizer Orbs.
Social Distancing: Players with COVID also Cough, spreading the debuff to anyone within 6 yds.
Antigen: Adds cast PANIC which fears a target for 8 seconds and can be interrupted. Upon death they drop Sanitizer Orbs
Sanitizer Orb: Removes 2 cough stacks per orb.
Pathogen: Add that needs to be tanked. Upon death they drop Hoarder Orb
Hoarder Orb: Five players can channel the orb to collect the Toilet Paper Buff, increasing main stat for 2 min. Taking damage cancels the cast and despawns the orb.
P2: Containment (70%)
Essential Worker: Players must stay on the boss platform to prevent End of Days.
End of Days: Boss explodes killing all players.
COVID: The boss will target a random player and apply the COVID debuff. This debuff ticks for nature damage every 2 sec for 20 sec. Players below 50% health tick for double damage.
Cough: Frontal cone ability that does nature damage and stacks. To remove stacks, the player must collect Sanitizer Orbs.
Social Distancing: Players with COVID also Cough, spreading the debuff to anyone within 6 yds.
Antigen: Adds cast PANIC which fears a target for 8 seconds and can be interrupted. Upon death they drop Sanitizer Orbs
Sanitizer Orb: Removes 2 cough stacks per orb.
Portal 1 – Work From Home: Mini-boss casts End of Days at 100% energy.
Zoom Meeting: Mini-boss pulls players in, killing anyone caught at the end of the cast.
Disconnected: Mini-boss stuns random players for 4 seconds.
Family Aggro: Shades spawn that chase players dealing shadow damage.
Portal 2 – Furloughed: Portal Mini-boss casts End of Days at 100% energy
Unemployment: Mini-boss puts up a shield that must be broken to prevent an explosion of physical damage
Cabin Fever: Meme adds with spawn varying abilities.
Murder Hornet: Flys through stinging players in their path and applying a bleed
Coke Boars: Fixates a player and gores them knocking them back.
Cannibal Rats: Bites players for minor physical damage
P3: You’ve Got To Be Kidding Me (30%)
COVID: The boss will target a random player and apply the COVID debuff. This debuff ticks for nature damage every 2 sec for 20 sec. Players below 50% health tick for double damage.
Cough: Frontal cone ability that does nature damage and stacks. This can no longer be cleansed.
Social Distancing: Players with COVID also Cough, spreading the debuff to anyone within 6 yds.
Fire Tornados: Blows through the room throwing flame patches on the ground that deal fire damage.
Dust Cloud: Areas of the room will become covered in a cloud making players unable to be healed.
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